When you go on holiday alone you get to truly discover who you are. When I went on holiday alone in Amsterdam, I realised that the person I am is a horny sex-pest. For the entire long weekend, the only time I didn’t spend thinking about sex was for twenty minutes in the Anne Frank Museum. And I was in there for an hour.
“My mother explained to me what gay sex was when I was 8 years old. She said when two men love each other very much they take each others clothes off, get into bed, & SHIT ON THE BIBLE.”
I find this pretty amusing, actually.
the-bearded-wonder:
potentialslayer:
Go big or go home
LMFAO
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I say congrats, that’s not an easy thing to do. I’d be ashamed if he said “takes over France”.
I can watch Doctor Who without headphones in!
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Unfortunately, he seems to have missed me.
