April 2012
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Anonymous asked: I think we are secret tumblr soul mates and I don't have the balls to tell you this without anon to hide behind. I love you and your lovely blog. That is all ^.^
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March 2012
333 posts
Anonymous asked: dude. what the hell? why would anyone want to be a model!!! your kidding right?
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Why would ANYONE want to be a model?
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mum: ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are
me: do their orbits ever sync up?
mum: you mean do they overlap each other?
me: yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted
me: do they dance the interplanetary tango
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me: i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something
me: oh my god that's so tragic
me: i ship it
me: astrological otp
mum: you're adopted
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You know what I really fucking hate?
When people go off against the whole “society killed the teenager” thing. And then they use this as an example: “if you’re overweight, just go on a diet!”
Okay, bro, that is not the issue. I’ll speak for myself here, but I am not blaming society for my problems. It’s not society’s fault that, for example, I’m overweight. I’m not saying...
I just had a guy, A GUY, tell me that I'm...
Now maybe he’s fucking insane, but he told me he likes me…
I’ve never been in this position before, but God, I think I’ve found him.
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queenofmultitasking:
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my biography
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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“Got married! That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. And let me tell you, her...”
– Tenth Doctor, on the Virgin Queen
Or the not-so-virgin Queen, as it were.
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Doctor Who Challenge, Day 5: Favorite Alien
Does the Doctor count? No, probably not, so besides him… I’m going to say the Weeping Angels. They’re villains too of course, but they can’t beat out the Master in my book, so here they belong.
Don’t get me wrong, they’re creepy as fuck. I don’t blink whenever I see a picture of one (“That which holds the image of an angel becomes an angel...
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"Why don't you like Twilight?"
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Doctor Who Challenge, Day 4: Favorite Villain
The Master, by far. Like it’s not even a question. He was especially great because he was supposed to be dead, pulled the fob watch trick, and was someone the Doctor cared about once upon a time. He was a frenemy at best.
He’s the Moriarty to the Doctor’s Sherlock, which I already love. He’s insane, of course, completely mad (the drumming…), but he’s so...
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