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"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a...
February 2012
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WHY.
I’m listening to “If You Ever Come Back” by the Script and I see this comment: “Sherlock, go back to John. Please. He misses you.” Now I can’t unsee and this is probably my Johnlock song. All my pairings have a song:
Jem/Tessa/Will: “The Way I Loved You”, Taylor Swift
Peeta/Katniss: “Heartbeat”, the Fray
Doctor/Rose: “Star...
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barbieklaus:
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
Fangirl problems.
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On this new reboot of Sherlock Holmes... Yeah, you...
Everyone else can go on about “Joan Watson” and Lucy Liu and how much the romance is going to SUCK, but I’d rather talk about the Sherlock Holmes here.
Just look at him. Jonny Lee Miller. He may be English, but he looks like every other guy American teenage girl thinks is attractive. He is attractive, don’t get me wrong, but every show seems to get off on having...
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Doctor Who
Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
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Buzzcocks
Josh Groban is an amazing host, he’s so funny and adorable. And there’s an episode with Jennifer Lawrence, for everyone eagerly awaiting the Hunger Games movie.
Today I asked my brother to take off his pants,...
What.
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ofabeautifulnight:
since this apparently isn’t clear, if I follow you and you follow me we’re automatically friends and please realize that I will talk to you as if I’ve known you my whole life
These words are my heart and soul.:... →
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hopelessbookgeek:
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wibblywobblytimeywimeybowties:
Same. It’s too hard to follow, let alone make a DJ for.
Terrible. I didn’t manage the DJ yet… Hm. Sounds like something I’ll have to do, like, tomorrow....
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Never Mind the Buzzcocks Intros Round
Simon Amstell: Do you want to hear it again?
Martin Freeman: Wouldn't we all?
Josh Groban: Would you like it done in a different way?
Martin Freeman: Please. Reggae.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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